Sunday, January 23, 2011

Dana White Admits that some MMA Fighters are gay


One of our reporters at MMA Rave had time to ask Dana White some very personal questions about MMA (at Fight for the Troops 2). Our reporter Janis Tyler did not go easy on the Manager and quickly cut to the main issue on all MMA fans' minds.

Janis: "Hello Dana, thank you for taking this time with MMA Rave today."

 Dana : "No problem. The pleasure is mind. So, whats on your mind kiddo?"

Janis: "Well, we have to ask you, are there any gay fighters in the UFC?"

Dana: "Listen, there are things that go in the back, especially when guys are training in and out all the time that we don't discuss. They're away from their families and they have wives but not in the gym, there, your trainers are your wives."

Janis: "Are you saying that some fighters have relationships with their trainers? Can you give a few names."

Dana: "Welll, its not who you would normally expect. Lesnar and Carwin had a one time get together that may have involved more than just hands slapping if you get my hint. Listen, it makes me sick that people would still not call these two monsters absolute beasts! If any tough talking straight dude ever started talkin shit, they'ed get rolled into a burrito."

Janis: "What about Chael, well he go to Jail for Mortgage fraud?"

Dana: "You know what, I gotta go. Glad we didn't record this !@#%^ interview. Just like the troops we have a 'Don't Ask Don't Tell' view on this issue!"

Well, you heard it first from here. There are some UFC fighters who are secretly in the closet that are gay.

MMA Rave





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